Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as an American flag. It could keep the world warm with its patronizing patriotism and imperialism. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a flag, for a sleepy nation.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to put the war in warm. Just paint the blanket like an American flag, and then try to convince…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to battle the cold, but not battle an army with swords, bayonets, and other sharp objects (unless the opposing…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to suppress the will of the people. Every politician needs to keep this in mind when trying to retain…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used like a Love Fleece. I imagine you’re shaking your head. Do you disagree? Fine, then when you’re shivering, I…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to keep an iceberg warm. People are so selfish and want to stop global warming. Well, if you were…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stop a war, particularly if that war is a Cold War. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cause global warming. If you don’t want to future generations to die, I’d recommend shivering in your bare…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to warn your enemy that you are coming—and that you are warm. Where’s the cold war when you need…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a distress symbol. You’ll know I’m in danger and in need of rescue, because I’ll be asleep and…

— Jarod Kintz

“Those who live always in houses can find many ways to keep themselves warm, but it is a shame and a sin to suffer…

— Thomas Paine