Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to replace the dollar as the world’s reserve currency. Don’t laugh, because at least the brick is real and…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to help America make money. Trust me, this is smarter than letting a central bank like the Federal Reserve…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could help me hold down a job. Hey, in an economy as bad as this, every little bit helps. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to help you keep your job. Just hold it down, man.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick can be neither good nor bad. A brick just is. And it isn’t, because I just stole it from you, which is…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to manipulate people into doing what you want. If anything could offer one man an unfair advantage over another,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used for job security, like an employment paperweight. Hey, in this economic depression, I’ll take anything I can get to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to help the needy. Giving a brick as a gift is a symbol showing you want to help build…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as food for thought. Every politician should chew on that.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not afraid to use it.
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— Jarod Kintz