Death Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to prop up a wobbly table—or an unstable relationship. I wish I’d have thought of that before I got…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used in place of a diamond on a wedding ring. Your wife's probably going to divorce you and take the…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a scapegoat. But don’t blame the brick. The brick didn’t kill my mother-in-law. It was merely the instrument…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to attract a potential life partner. Yes indeed, and it’s how I met my ex wife. And the only…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to stop a murder. Just wedge it in front of the door of the murderer, and enclose him in…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to build a future with me. Come, let’s start a life together.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make music. But why not use something more humane, like your armpit.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to save humanity from mortality. Or at least save us from mortar. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be traded for a soon-to-be abandoned baby. Let’s build a better future together.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Divorce is like a death but with intent”

— Kathiey V

“A brick could be used as a patsy in a murder plot.
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— Jarod Kintz