Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a patsy in a murder plot.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to stop a murder. Just wedge it in front of the door of the murderer, and enclose him in…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a response when the cops ask you if you murdered your mother-in-law. Forget yes or no. Well, forget…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make music. But why not use something more humane, like your armpit.
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— Jarod Kintz

“One brick could be used to do the work of two men, if both men are dead. In this case, a blanket could be…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to destroy your mannequin lover. It’s the only proper thing to do. Remember, I was the one who warned…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a steak knife, and a fly swatter could be used as a meat tenderizer.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to cut things. The duller the object, the sharper the user has to be to make it work.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to save humanity from mortality. Or at least save us from mortar. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a comb, if you’re bald and have no hair.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used for good, or for evil. The Brick of Creation, or the Brick of Destruction. While you’re deep in thought,…

— Jarod Kintz