Humor Quote by Janice Lane Palko Download Open image ““I'll have you know Southern isn't a synonym for stupid.”” — Janice Lane Palko ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Southern
“I’ll have you know Southern isn’t a synonym for stupid.--soon-to-be-released novel, Cape Cursed.” — Janice Lane Palko Copy Share Image
“I'll be certain to feel superior as they hurl insults and rocks in my direction." "I thought southern people were supposed to be warm… — Andrea Laurence Copy Share Image
“But we southerners know that you can insult someone as much as you want so long as you add that "bless her heart" to… — Katherine Allred Copy Share Image
I’ll always marvel at the liveliness of southern speech-so full of metaphor and hyperbole, quirks and vividness. — Frances Mayes Copy Share Image
A true Southerner will never say in 2-3 words what can better be said in 10-12. — Charles Kuralt Copy Share Image
“The first thing outsiders notice about Southerners is the way we talk. In fact, if it wasn’t for our speech, some people wouldn’t know… — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
I think we Southerners have talked a fair amount of malarkey about the mystique of being Southern. — Reynolds Price Copy Share Image
“ “It doesn’t matter where you go in the South, because the whole South seems to be married to one another.” --Marlyn Swartz, Texas Grits ” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
“There are only two kinds of Mortals in the backwater town of Gatlin, South Carolina—the stupid and the stuck. At least, that’s what they… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
“… a Southerner is BORN into the lifestyle, there just ain’t no choice about it. Yer either a Southerner or ya ain’t.” — Chad B Hanson Copy Share Image
“We Southerners are a strong lot. Like our ancestors before us, we will survive. I will never lose faith. I am standing on the… — Nancy B. Brewer Copy Share Image
“Anne tried to bite her tongue, but she was finding her mouth bloody too often.” — Janice Lane Palko Copy Share Image
“I’ll have you know Southern isn’t a synonym for stupid.--soon-to-be-released novel, Cape Cursed.” — Janice Lane Palko Copy Share Image
“Much of writing might be described as mental pregnancy with successive difficult deliveries. J.B. PRIESTLEY” — Janice Lane Palko Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share