Funny Quote by Jamzy Download Open image “Need an ark I noah guy” — Jamzy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
I hope to soon be in contact with the man who is searching for Noah's ark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're Noah, and your ark is about to sink, look for the elephants first, because you can throw over a bunch of cats,… — Vilfredo Pareto Copy Share Image
“The ark was like a portable computer hard drive and Noah was a one-man Geek Squad, and he dumped God's most important files onto… — BikeSnobNYC Copy Share Image
Be prepared. If Noah had waited until it started to rain to build his ark, it would have been too late. — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
“If Mr. Castillo had been in charge of building the Ark, Noah would have wound up with a boat the size of the New… — Debra Doyle, James D. MacDonald Copy Share Image
It would not be possible for Noah to do in our day what he was permitted to do in his own ... The inspector… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
We are all passengers aboard one ship, the Earth, and we must not allow it to be wrecked. There will be no second Noah's… — Mikhail Gorbachev Copy Share Image
*home alone* Me: *sitting on couch watching TV* *doorbell rings* Me: THEY'VE COME TO GET ME! Me: *panics* Me: *hits the floor and procedes… — Jamzy Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
