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“*home alone* Me: *sitting on couch watching TV* *doorbell rings* Me: THEY'VE COME TO GET ME! Me: *panics* Me: *hits the floor and procedes to start crawling somewhere where no one can see me* Me: *hyperventilates*” quote by Jamzy — Download Open image

“*home alone* Me: *sitting on couch watching TV* *doorbell rings* Me: THEY'VE COME TO GET ME! Me: *panics* Me: *hits the floor and procedes to start crawling somewhere where no one can see me* Me: *hyperventilates*”

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