Amusement Quote by Jack Handey

“The rollercoaster of business ownership is for you - if after using a motion sickness bag, you don't want to stop riding.”

— Steven Ivy - Attorney Entrepreneur

My bag is approaching something and taking it to another place. Like words-you take a word and by the time you've finished with it,…

— Van Morrison

When a celebrity is spotted carrying a particular bag, everybody wants to own the same thing.

— Priya Sachdev

I'd come to respect the bag.

— Rick Riordan

“One thing I have in abundance here are bags. They're not much different than kitchen trash bags, though I'm sure they cost $50,000 because…

— Andy Weir

To me, a bag in a tree is like a flag of chaos, and when I remove it, I'm capturing the flag of the…

— Ian Frazier

A person who holds the bag is as bad as the one who puts into it.

— Vikrant Parsai

I never liked the idea of bags. I would say, "Why do so many of my friends spend so much money on these bloody…

— Nicola Formichetti

I hate bags. I never carry a bag. I am terrified of bags. I don't want to have to be responsible for that many…

— Bridget Kelly

Everybody kind of always bags on me because I use the word 'awesome' a lot.

— Clinton Sparks

I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have inadvertently offended...The bag was a purchase I made as a tourist in China.

— Cameron Diaz

I'm more of a handbag girl; my guilty pleasure is bags. I don't even have a clue how many I own.

— Poppy Delevingne