Browsing Quote by Jack Handey

We never had a trampoline, but I wished I did. We'd sneak into a friend's pool and use their trampoline to practice backflips.

— Rey Mysterio

I did used to like trampolining, but I’m probably past it, I think. You need to have a really strong pelvic floor to be…

— Tamsin Greig

I like to ground plays in reality so they can jump higher. So we can account for the trampoline, so we can account for…

— John Guare

Tramping is too easy with all this money. My days were more exciting when I was penniless and had to forage around for my…

— Christopher McCandless

This is my friend that we use a lot. Say hello to the trampoline.

— Onew

The Consumer Product Safety Commission has issued reams of playground regulations and actually gone so far as to recommend against "tripping hazards, like tree…

— Lenore Skenazy

I used to practice those trampoline dunks back at Golden State. I can flip and everything.

— Gilbert Arenas

Don't pole-vault over mouse turds.

— Wayne Dyer

I haven't dunked since Bill Clinton was in office, so I'm just happy for anyone who can do so without a trampoline.

— LZ Granderson

“Tram is the literary and magical version of the train!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

When I was younger, pole vaulting was all that I knew. It was mainstream. It was so accessible to me and I was able…

— Armand Duplantis

What more delightful avocation than to take a piece of land and by cautious experimentation to prove how it works. What more substantial service…

— Aldo Leopold