Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling

“what a rich book might be made about buds and, perhaps, sprouts!”

— Thoreau Henry David

“I assigned him to help me trim the Brussels sprouts, but instead he kept trying to throw them away when he thought I wasn’t…

— Alice Clayton

“Oh, to survive thirty-seven years on just a particle of dew! To need exactly nothing. To sprout weapons from your own fibrous flesh. To…

— Kristen McHenry

“You can stop panicking, Cletus. I have the berries.” “Oh, thank God.” Cletus held his chest and stumbled a step backward. “You should have…

— Penny Reid

“You have the ability to call things into being and put a course of sprouts on your activities.”

— Anyaele Sam Chiyson

“When does the 'tuber of greed' sprout? When one has saved ninety-nine!”

— Dada Bhagwan

“When we were still living at home, all he ever drank was cola, huge amounts of it; he had no problem knocking back an…

— Herman Koch

“plant it It will sprout But forget about the rustic festivities For the explosive word falls harmlessly eternal through the compact generations”

— Jean Cocteau

“As soon as he began to amalate the noeme, the clemise began to smother her and they fell into hydromuries, into savage ambonies, into…

— Julio Cortázar

“Every morning has a unique story. There are always some seeds of possibilities waiting to sprout.”

— Amit Ray

“Beat sprouts," I croaked, ashamed I'd reached a point in my life where I had to make decisions like choosing between bean sprouts or…

— Brando Skyhorse

“The trouble with you, Spode, is that just because you have succeeded in inducing a handful of half-wits to disfigure the London scene by…

— P.G. Wodehouse