Funny Quote by Itsme867 Download Open image “Dude she just called you Taylor Swift. Oh hell Noo hold my guitar..” — Itsme867 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny facebook status
The female rock-'n'-roll-country-pop songwriter is back, and her name is Taylor Swift. And it's women like her who are going to save the music… — Stevie Nicks Copy Share Image
I remember I took a music course in junior year of high school, and some girl brought in 'Teardrops On My Guitar,' and she… — Mitski Copy Share Image
Are all of Taylor Swifts songs about the same guy, or is she just a whore? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I have no doubt that Taylor Swift will call one day after suffering writers block: "Alfa, I was told that you were the person… — Alfa H Copy Share Image
Who would want to get back together with Taylor Swift after having dated her? I'm sure dating her is like talking to a white… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
We went to the studio, and she's so humble and so nice. I kid you not. I pulled up to the studio, and she… — Ice Spice Copy Share Image
I've always had such a high level of respect for Taylor Swift because she writes all of her music. — Bazzi Copy Share Image
When I get in an elevator, before I press a button, I look at everyone inside & say: Are you ready to take this… — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Theres color in every darkness, you just have to be able to put the lights on. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
You never realize what you have until its gone. Toilet paper is a good example. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
That painful moment when the roof of your mouth gets stabbed by a Dorito. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
