Golf Quote by Groucho Marx Download Open image “I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.” — Groucho Marx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Golf Golf course Medical
When I'm off the golf course, I feel the pressure, but I try to concentrate on the golf course. — Inbee Park Copy Share Image
Doctor, doctor, please prescribe me something for the pain. Money in machines, those will make you change. If I go tomorrow, I just hope… — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
If I'm on my way to play a round of golf there is an anxiety in me, a feeling of 'I can't lose today.' — Mark Noble Copy Share Image
I’m feeling great. Well, pretty great, unless I’ve forgotten to take a couple of Tylenols in the past four or five hours, in which… — Roger Angell Copy Share Image
Golf isn't first on my list anymore. There are a lot of things ahead of golf and I have to go ahead and do… — Fuzzy Zoeller Copy Share Image
I say the American Medical Association ought to get the hell off the golf course and answer this question ... — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I started watching golf for the first time yesterday. I'm really worried about myself. I was actually enjoying it. — Ewan McGregor Copy Share Image
The weather's cold. My club's bad. My knee hurts. I can't putt no more. I'm off my diet. My wife is nagging me. Other… — Don Zimmer Copy Share Image
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
It's difficult for people to come to the understanding that only a small minority of the people ever really get the word about life, about living abundantly and successfully. Success in the important departments of life seldom comes naturally, no more naturally than success at anything-a musical instrument, sports, fly-fishing, tennis, golf, business, marriage, parenthood, landscape gardening. But somehow people… — Earl Nightingale Copy Share
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I don't think you play golf just to make money. I think you're just good at it, and that ends up being a profession… — Patrick Cantlay Copy Share Image
A good golfers métier is his or her golfing skill. A great golfers métier is his or her golfing skill, coupled with the mastery… — Lorii Myers Copy Share Image
It's a great feeling to know that I've played the best golf throughout the season of any of the guys for the second time… — Rory McIlroy Copy Share Image
Golf is such a big commitment, and so is acting. Sometimes you have to give up something to do something else, although, when I'm… — Kathryn Newton Copy Share Image
I don't think you would have missed that putt, but in these circumstances, I would never give you the opportunity. — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
“Someone’s coming.” Terry McCaleb looked at his wife and then followed her eyes down to the winding road below. He could see the golf… — Michael Connelly Copy Share Image
I think people like players they can relate to. It seems as if people think they know me. I just think I'm an ordinary… — Fred Couples Copy Share Image
The interesting thing is that everyone in golf is just nice. You learn a lot about people playing golf: their integrity, how they play… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
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