Crazy Quote by Groucho Marx Download Open image “I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.” — Groucho Marx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Crazy Decent Fear Food Funny Funny inspirational Humorous Meals Reality Stills Witty
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's the only place to get a decent meal. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
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So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it. — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
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Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
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