Beard Quote by Groucho Marx Download Open image “And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!” — Groucho Marx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Beard Funny Humorous Might Pointing Witty
My beard is just an ongoing effort to hide my face as much as possible. — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
The beard must not be plucked. Ye shall not deface the figure of your beard. — Cyprian Copy Share Image
That's the fantastic thing about having a beard. You don't have to do anything about it. I have a special wax that I use… — Kristofer Hivju Copy Share Image
The beard must not be plucked. 'You will not deface the figure of your beard'. — Cyprian Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
A beard is something that is almost like a mirror to the viewer. When someone sees you wearing a beard, they're seeing something in… — Mohsin Hamid Copy Share Image
The barman sidled toward them out of a back room. He was a grump-looking old man with a great deal of a long gray… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was born with a beard. We're quite hairy down in Latin America. We don't have to use sponges when we wash dishes. We… — Devendra Banhart Copy Share Image
If I can play, and change the mind of one person about being a Muslim player and having a beard, then I'll feel as… — Moeen Ali Copy Share Image
They were bullyin' him, Hermione, 'cause he's so small!" said Hagrid. "Small?" said Hermione. "Small?" "Hermione, I couldn't leave him," said Hagrid, tears now… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Allow me," said the elf, proffering Gimlet's beard to Frito, who was now sneezing uncontrollably.” — The Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
If we didn't live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be depressed, I've no doubt;… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
If I had to choose between the two ways of approaching the deity, I should prefer the existential relational way, to the abstract philosophical… — Frank Moore Cross Copy Share Image
If Elmore Leonard met Jim Thompson down a dark alley at midnight they might emerge a week later with thick beards, bloodshot eyes and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
As regards the quietude of the sage, he is not quiet because quietness is said to be good. He is quiet because the multitude… — Zhuangzi Copy Share Image
I like having a beard. My beard changes my face shape and allows me to see in it family members who I love and… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
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