Funny Quote by George Mikes Download Open image “'I don't say a Zionist must be insane,' said President Weizmann, 'but it helps if he is.'” — George Mikes ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Helping Humor Humorous Ifs Insane Israel President President Weizmann Said Say Zionist Weizmann Weizmann Helps Zionist Zionist Insane
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