Eulogy Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Eulogy Listening Relieved
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A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in. — Irvin S. Cobb Copy Share Image
People feel guilty enough at funerals without having more guilt heaped on. I would prefer a bighearted preacher giving my eulogy, someone inclined to… — Philip Gulley Copy Share Image
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So for me it's more than happy to see many patients - often I can see them telling me, 'You saved my life.' This… — Tasuku Honjo Copy Share Image
The moment you know, life just sucks; sitting alone, writing the Eulogies for your Soul Mate and your daughters. In many ways, I'm still… — Eric Nickel Copy Share Image
I really enjoy delivering life-changing news to people who really deserve it. — Jeff Brazier Copy Share Image
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I feel a great connection with my readers and would never want to disappoint them. — Emily Giffin Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
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I love eulogies. They are the most moving kind of speech because they attempt to pluck meaning from the fog, and on short order,… — Peggy Noonan Copy Share Image
People say, "How would you like to be remembered?" I don't want to be remembered. Gimme a break. What I want is to hear… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
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Do you know what I am going to tell you, he said with his wry mouth, a pint of plain is your only man.… — Flann O'Brien Copy Share Image
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Our birth is but a sleep and a forgetting; The Soul that rises with us, our life's Star, Hath had elsewhere its setting, And… — William Wordsworth Copy Share Image
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I fall asleep in the full and certain hope That my slumber shall not be broken; And that, though I be all-forgetting, Yet shall… — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image