Nice Quote by Garrison Keillor

“They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by…

— Garrison Keillor

Although I have always loved the noise of laughter, I really can't fear the coming of quiet. As for funerals, I rather like them.…

— Bob Monkhouse

You know all my life I've hated funerals. The fuss and bother never brings anybody back. It just spoils remembering them as they really…

— Jules Furthman

I extend my condolences to those who have lost a loved one by saying, Good mourning.

— Rudy Espinoza

When you attend a funeral, It is sad to think that sooner o' Later those you love will do the same for you. And…

— Tom Lehrer

I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.

— Albert Brooks

Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they wont come to yours.

— Green Monk

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

— Yogi Berra

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

— Yogi Berra

There is no more ridiculous custom than the one that makes you express sympathy once and for all on a given day to a…

— Marcel Proust

Some people hate funerals. I find them comforting. They hit the pause button on life and remind us that it has an end. Every…

— Regina Brett

How unfortunate it is to be constrained by what people might say at our funeral or on our gravestone.

— Lawrence Fagg