Deceased Quote by Bob Monkhouse

I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.

— Albert Brooks

You know all my life I've hated funerals. The fuss and bother never brings anybody back. It just spoils remembering them as they really…

— Jules Furthman

I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.

— Humphrey Bogart

Everyone has experienced laughing at a funeral, and not even inappropriately. It could be a response to a moment of absurdity or some fond…

— Harold Ramis

I've been to some funerals where there's a lot of laughing - it's about celebrating their new journey. I can't think of anything. There's…

— Amy Sedaris

Some people hate funerals. I find them comforting. They hit the pause button on life and remind us that it has an end. Every…

— Regina Brett

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral.

— Bare Naked Ladies

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a…

— Garrison Keillor

I want my funeral to be uncomfortably quiet.

— Sara Pascoe

Growing up, there were a lot of funerals that I attended, and the adults at the funerals went out of their way to make…

— Bryan Fuller

When you attend a funeral, It is sad to think that sooner o' Later those you love will do the same for you. And…

— Tom Lehrer

I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided

— Robert Tappan Morris