Bother Quote by Jules Furthman

I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided

— Robert Tappan Morris

I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.

— Humphrey Bogart

Some people hate funerals. I find them comforting. They hit the pause button on life and remind us that it has an end. Every…

— Regina Brett

Although I have always loved the noise of laughter, I really can't fear the coming of quiet. As for funerals, I rather like them.…

— Bob Monkhouse

I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided, but it is well for every man to stop once…

— Robert Tappan Morris

I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories should be…

— Hedy Lamarr

Growing up, there were a lot of funerals that I attended, and the adults at the funerals went out of their way to make…

— Bryan Fuller

I have spent a lot of time picturing my funeral. Then I realized no one would attend it in the first place. It makes…

— Anonymous

Frankly, I'm not much for funerals unless it's absolutely an obligation. I don't feel it serves much of a purpose to go and see…

— Arnold Palmer

I just think that funerals are a lot like death itself. You can have your wishes, your plans, but at the end of the…

— Anonymous

When you attend a funeral, It is sad to think that sooner o' Later those you love will do the same for you. And…

— Tom Lehrer

Funerals are important rituals. They don't just recognize that a life has ended; they recognize that a life was lived.

— Aaron Eckhart