Funerals Quote by Garrison Keillor

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a…

— Garrison Keillor

“Someone here died, I realize. Someone these people loved and cared for. I’m not the only person in the world tangled up in grief.”

— Cat Hellisen

“You should always go to other people funerals, or they wont go to yours.”

— George Herman Ruth

“Mourning for the living cuz im so damn jealous of the dead.”

— cecilia

“It's a funny phenomenon. You can never visit your own funeral, but if you want to see how people feel about you, commit a…

— Elizabeth L. Silver

“Funerals seem less about comforting the souls of these dearly departed than about comforting the people they leave behind.”

— Rin Chupeco

“I miss my own and I mourn for everyone else's, because I'd like to love them, but I don't know who they are.”

— Isaac Marion

“My grandpa passed a few days ago. But I’m not sad. He was only driving 20 miles an hour, so I’m sure I’ll catch…

— Jarod Kintz

“You could've at least let me know you weren't dead by the way. I was actually kind of sad about that." "That's a pretty…

— Amy Tintera

“A funeral can go on for weeks, because few events in life are a better opportunity to tell stories.”

— Fredrik Backman

“Don't you just hate it when you go to a friend's funeral and you get kidnapped?”

— James Patterson

“A funeral is supposed to be a way to say goodbye. You look inside yourself and find a place to put your grief, not…

— Beth Lincoln