Cruise Quote by Garrison Keillor Download Open image “A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people.” — Garrison Keillor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cruise Cruise ships Floating Funny Lazy Lazy people People Ships Towns Travel
People think cruises are for old folk, but they are amazing, as you get to see so many places, and you're never stuck as… — Alan Titchmarsh Copy Share Image
Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
I have been on a horrible sea cruise. When my wife and I went to Mexico, Jamaica, and the Cayman Islands, I was seasick… — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
I don't like cruises. Period. My biggest nightmare is being stuck on a boat. — Joe Flanigan Copy Share Image
If you want to build a ship, don't summon people to buy wood, prepare tools, distribute jobs, and organize the work; teach people the… — Antoine de Saint-Exupery Copy Share Image
Some people wait so long for their ship to come in, their pier collapses. — John Goddard Copy Share Image
There's this misconception that the Navy is this cruise ship, and you get to go out and sail around, and every now and then,… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
I have my own boat, but when I first thought about taking a cruise, I thought, 'You're going to trap me on a boat,… — Guy Fieri Copy Share Image
We're so structured and micromanaged, this isn't a world anymore, it's a damn cruise ship. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Life isn't a lazy cruise on some endless, calm, and temperate sea. Life is a raging ocean with swells and tidal waves that wreck… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
Oil platforms are a technology for floating permanently on the high seas, and cruise ships are a technology for self-governance on the high seas, and if you combine these two technologies, imagine cruise ships that never dock but float permanently. Imagine if they were 10 times as big. Imagine if they were modular and could move about and you could… — Joe Quirk Copy Share
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
The socially redeeming aspect of golf lies in the vast number of lawyers and bankers and managers who play it, and when you think… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Ha! Easy for nuns to talk about giving up things. That's what they do for a living. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
This is the big reason most humorists fail. Drunks don't read books. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Before the world was made, when it was only darkness and mist and waters, God was well aware of Lake Wobegon, my family, our… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
On investments, 1998: Where I'm from we don't trust paper. Wealth is what's here on the premises. If I open a cupboard and see,… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“The rich can afford to be progressive. Poor people have reason to be afraid of the future.” — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“If you can't read a simple goddam sign and follow one simple goddam instruction then get your fat butt the hell out of here.” — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“The Gospel is meant to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.” — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
I was never the best-looking guy; I was never the Tom Cruise-looking guy. — Craig Sheffer Copy Share Image
I studied Tom Cruise running in all the Mission Impossibles. I think he's one of the best screen runners. — Ben Stiller Copy Share Image
Both the five-year-olds looked at me with bewilderment and a bit of fearful uncertainty. I had a sudden horrifying image of the woman I might become if I'm not careful: Crazy Aunt Liz. The divorcee in the muumuu with the dyed orange hair who doesn't eat dairy but smokes menthols, who's always just coming back from her astrology cruise or… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share
The first jazz cruise that I was on was '91. I played with Maria Schneider and John Fedchock's band. Got to meet some amazing… — Jon Gordon Copy Share Image
Jennifer to Beth: Ech. I don't like Tom Cruise. Beth to Jennifer: Me neither. But I usually like Tom Cruise movies. Jennifer to Beth: Me too... Huh, maybe I do like Tom Cruise. But I hate feeling pressured to find him attractive. I don't. Beth to Jennifer: Nobody does. It's a lie perpetuated by the American media. Tom Cruise and… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share
You know how many movies it took Tom Cruise before he was making 5, 6 million dollars? It probably took a billion dollars in box office. — Jason Patric Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You get to shoot things, and things blow up, and you're jumping off of buildings. It's insane! And hot girls. And you get to… — Josh Holloway Copy Share Image
I told Leonard, in the immortal words of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 2, 'I'm going on vacation. If I tell you where I'm… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I was a comedian in Russia, and I worked on the cruise ships there. I met a lot of Americans, and they were laughing… — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
Tom [Cruise] is a great producer himself. He's got great sense of story. It's always great to have the perspective of the person who's… — Joseph Kosinski Copy Share Image
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