Humor Quote by G.K. Chesterton

“And maybe leprechauns will poop rainbows on your pillow.”

— Chloe Neill

“It’s leprechaun gold. Vanishes after a few hours.”

— J.K. Rowling

“I am the leprechaun I rainbow into being. Buy me a beer, and get to know my inner midget.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I asked her, dreamily, if we had met, and when she told me that we had not, I gave her a little finger wave,…

— David Sedaris

“Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?”

— Phyllis Diller

“Mr. Lecky could see well enough to eat. He brought his chair over and sat down gratefully while he consumed, but with appetite now,…

— James Gould Cozzens

“You've got the killer instincts of a houseplant.”

— Josephine Angelini

“Now Leroux, what think you Of this twist to the story?”

— E.A. Bucchianeri

“...I want to read what you're thinking. I'm pretty sure it's not about housekeeping.”

— Kathryn Stockett

“This is a tightly planned little house. He often feels protected by its smallness; there is hardly room enough here to feel lonely.”

— Christopher Isherwood

“have you only comfort, and the lust for comfort, that stealthy thing that enters the house a guest, and then becomes a host, and…

— Kahlil Gibran

“Go ahead, tell him that everything is going to be fine. All the meatsacks are perfectly content on their happy little island, Sarren has…

— Julie Kagawa