Humor Quote by Ender's Game Download Open image ““Me? Crazy? I should get off this unicorn and slap you.”” — Ender's Game ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“In truth, the unicorn was me - the me I wished I could be - if only I dared.” — Forest F. White Copy Share Image
“I am fit to capture a unicorn, and I should not be so questioned.” — Philippa Gregory Copy Share Image
“I’m coming to talk sense into you. Unicorn dicks don’t come along every day, sweet cheeks. You need to quit freaking out and get… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“Okay," I said slowly, "but what the hell would you mate a horse with to get a unicorn, because I don't see horses and… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
“Am I really standing here, conversing with a bloody unicorn?" Tiffy was certain her mind had finally left the building.” — T.J. Loveless Copy Share Image
The unicorn halted in her slow, desperate round of the cage, realizing for the first time that the magician understood her speech. He smiled,… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
“What did you think was going to happen? That Hell would be all unicorns and rainbows?” — Amanda Carlson Copy Share Image
“My room is not a mess, it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.” — Ender's Game Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
