Humor Quote by Emmanuel Aghado

“If the prospect isn't engaged, they'll be thinking divorce!”

— Rob Liano

“What nobody tells you about getting engaged is he asks you and you're delirious for about 2 days and then it tapers. He asks…

— Suzanne Finnamore

She's single because she refuses to change her relationship status for someone who falls short for what she deserves. Knowing her self value, she's…

— Anonymous

“If she was going to remain an engaged lady, then she would make the most of it, and one of the ways to do…

— Alexander McCall Smith

Never judge a women if she doesn't have a relationship status and never underestimate a women if she is single. She might be single…

— Anonymous

“I was with her for about six years before I asked her to marry me, which only means one thing: I shouldn’t have done…

— Marc Maron

“She doesn’t date. She understands how the dating arrangement works for other people, but finds the idea illogical for her own circumstances. Dates, as…

— Donna Goddard

“When a girl says she is single that is your chance to steal her heart forever”

— Allie Roberts

“When a woman says she doesn't want to be your fling, it doesn't mean she wants to be your girlfriend either. All the signs…

— Temitayo Olami

“A married man is just a single man who couldn’t say no.”

— Colin Tegerdine

“Lauren realizes right then that the prospect of being single—of recent events leading to a divorce and her being a single mother with child…

— Patrick Anderson Jr

“We're engaged to be engaged, aren't we?”

— E.D. Baker