Humor Quote by Emily Dickinson

“Bed sheet, if you please. I’ll leave my dignity here.”

— Frank Tuttle

“I told her about the time that I got so tired of you stealing the sheets that in my sleep-weary logic I decided that…

— David Levithan

“All I need to do is place my pen against paper and your love writes for me.”

— Kamand Kojouri

“He took a sheet of paper out of a desk drawer. But what would he write? The day’s work had hardly involved more than…

— Henning Mankell

“I'm making the bed now, oh, do come up and bring a sheet grandfather, for every bed must have a sheet.”

— Johanna Spyri

“A woman and a man are like the sheet and the quilt. Since we happen to be the quilts, we need to have clean…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“I say, ‘Man, you best behave youself this time, cause we ain’t never getting this mattress out from in here.’ … Berry say, ‘Don’t…

— Robert Antoni

“Excellent. We keep your furniture. Whose bed?” “Yours.” “Why mine?” “It’s bigger, for one.” “And for another?” “Mine doesn’t have the sort of headboard…

— Amy Lane

“If you make me lunch," he said, "will you put it in a brown paper bag?...Because when I see kids come to school with…

— Laura Schroff

“When I finally let someone into my narrow bed, the first thing I told her was what I could not do. I said, "I…

— Dorothy Allison

“You know I'm not a man with whom you can have inconsequential conversations. I cannot split myself into two, one your friend and the…

— Hilary Mantel

“You know nothing of me.” Through clenched teeth. “ Nothing . You’ve fucked me, that’s all. Well, that’s a crowded hole you’re in, darling.…

— Richard K. Morgan