Humor Quote by Elle Casey Download Open image ““Tim, shut it. I'm not going to sell out the hootchie to save the fae.”” — Elle Casey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Jayne Tim
“I cried out to the fae to appear for me. It was my ill fortune that it was a goblin who answered.” — Molly Ringle Copy Share Image
“Did you kill the Fae horses?” The whuffling stopped. Dragos said in a cautious voice, “Was I not supposed to?” She shrugged. “It just… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“Miss Kane, I have been worried. Sorry, I've been in a faery closet and a werewolf dungeon. Business or pleasure? Business.” — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“I warn you, I've been challenged before. That's how it all started, you know? Hoyte tried to kill me the same way. In case… — Michael J Sullivan Copy Share Image
“[S]omeone else is breathing in here besides me, and I don’t think Tim the cowman dabs . . . lily of the valley, is… — Carla Kelly Copy Share Image
“Go ahead, tell him that everything is going to be fine. All the meatsacks are perfectly content on their happy little island, Sarren has… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“You will be warm with me in my lodge? I have many buffalo robes. And plenty food. Meat, yes? And my strong arm will protect you, forever into the horizon. There is nothing to fear.” He pressed his hand more firmly against her midriff. “My tongue does not make lies. It is the truth I speak, not penende taquoip ,… — Catherine Anderson Copy Share
“Minerva, kindly go to Hagrid's house, where you will find a large black dog sitting in the pumpkin patch. Take the dog to my… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Well, well! it might be worse, and then again it might be a good deal better. No ponies, and no food, and no knowing… — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“Oh, my lord, I know it, I do.” The beggar laughed. “I own the place, technically. Now, regarding those coins for old Hoid, my… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“Considering most everyone on the ground wants my kind dead, this is probably not the smartest thing I’ve ever done. Though, neither was entering… — Melissa Simmons Copy Share Image
“He was muttering now and I could barely make out his words. "I'm going to die without ever feeling a woman's tits." "Go ahead,"… — Marta Acosta Copy Share Image
“Our chances of survival were entirely dependent on our ability and willingness to dominate others.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Scars are your body's way of healing, making that damaged part stronger than it ever wad before the pain” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Apparently, when faced with impending death, I completely lose my shit.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“It's not every day that I spoke to a totally hot naked man who I was getting read to expose my parts to--and piss… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“So you say, like, 'Hey tree, fix Finn,' and the tree is like, 'Okay, shazam, done.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“I love it when my brain just spontaneously takes over like that. It always surprises me.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“That was just too embarrassing, although there was a sort of poetic justice to peeing on your enemies when they weren't able to get… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Love comes in many flavors. Most people start out with vanilla and chocolate and work their way up to rum raisin but that doesn't… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image