Humor Quote by Edward Lee Download Open image ““Boy, are you fuckin' those worms again?”” — Edward Lee ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Don't open the can of worms unless you're prepared to eat the contents.” — Kiltie Jackson Copy Share Image
“Never open a can of worms unless you are prepared to consume the contents.” — Alphya Cing Copy Share Image
“he crawled on across the farmyard, keeping as low as he could, but trying to watch every direction, too. He had never thought he… — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
“The rest of the day seemed to creep by as slow as a worm in molasses.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“You Sure this is it?" I said. "It looks empty." "Empty? No way, there's loads of shit in there," worm replied” — Ransom Riggs Copy Share Image
“Oh! Worm! Seth pounced, squealing when his teeth sank into his own tail. Ow! That hurt!” — Eden Winters Copy Share Image
“To be chasing after the sweet flesh, without realizing that it is simply a pretty cover for the bones. Worm food. At night, you’re… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“You are a worm who thought himself a serpent just because you slither.” — Pierce Brown Copy Share Image
“God’s already pissed off. He has been for five thousand years, and He’s sick to the nucleus of His soul. He’s not going to… — Edward Lee Copy Share Image
“Morris chopped off the girl's hand with a hatchet then guttered laughter. The poor mulato wailed, her stump pumping. "What'choo do that for!" Cutton… — Edward Lee Copy Share Image
“Think of these as wedding bands, my love," the Grand Duke amusedly remarked. "By the powers invested in me, I now pronounce us husband… — Edward Lee Copy Share Image
“Perversity, sadism, sexual aberration, etc., are parts of the nomenclature of the human spirit—just like altruism, fellowship, love, and all that. No, I’m not… — Edward Lee Copy Share Image
“Belief is a powerful thing. It shapes the past as well as the future. Once a thing is done and thousands of years have… — Edward Lee Copy Share Image
“It was hard to believe that in a society of computer chips, banana chips, and anti-lock brakes, of sitcoms, Home Shopping Clubs, and pay-per-view,… — Edward Lee Copy Share Image
“Whoever said life has anything to do with what we want or don’t want? Life’s a gift, Cassie. Sometimes we have to give something… — Edward Lee Copy Share Image
“Sartre, Kierkegaard, Heidegger: cool guys, smart, lotta meat between the ears on those fellas, and certainly trying to define who we are in the… — Edward Lee Copy Share Image
“When we take life for granted, we’re assholes. Every day we wake up and the world’s still turning- that’s a great day.” — Edward Lee Copy Share Image
“On the coldest day of winter, I wouldn't give you the steam off my shit” — Edward Lee Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image