Humor Quote by Edmond Manning

“Soap is the cornerstone of elegance.”

— Genevieve Antoine Dariaux

“After that first crowded day I retired to one of those green-tiled sanctuaries and lathered myself with a new bar of a famous toilet…

— James Herriot

“even soap was hard to find. ”

— Ferris Smithers

“Make sure you're standing on the right soap box.”

— Stephen A. Fender

“Honey, he looks slippery as soap." And then adds, "A girl could lather up in soap like that.”

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“Forget your troubles! Try these bubbles! You can’t say nope to extraordinary soap!”

— Amber McRee Turner

“They're the ones inside a soap bubble. Not me.”

— Antonia Michaelis

“I grabbed the soap firmly in my hand and raised it high (prepared to wash my assailant to death if necessary) [...]”

— Raymonde C. Green

“don't drop the soap”

— g m

“If everything in life could be as utterly lovely as newly washed hand towels and daintily perfumed soaps.”

— Jennifer Beckstrand

“I shower in the dark, barely able to tell soap from conditioner, and tell myself that I will emerge new and strong, that the…

— Veronica Roth

“I like the smell of my Grandma's soap - I used to sit in the bath and eat it.”

— Carl Barât