Humor Quote by Eden Butler Download Open image ““I hate you. I hate you so much I hope you get a severe allergic reaction to chocolate and sex.”” — Eden Butler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Allergic Reaction Humor Threat
“Better than chocolate, being with you last night. Silly me, I thought that nothing was better than chocolate.” — E. Lockhart Copy Share Image
“He was puny and insignificant, and he was trying to keep me from my chocolate?” — Stephanie Burgis Copy Share Image
“She looked genuinely confused. “I…I don’t know. He just seems so sweet and out of place. I guess I feel sorry for him. Kinda… — Christy Trujillo Copy Share Image
“Three stupid pieces of chocolate can't mean a lifetime away from the people I love." Tears streamed down my face, and my body trembled. "I don't want to forget what I have here." "I won't let that happen to you." "I want it. The candy," I whispered, ashamed to admit it out loud and scared to death because the ache… — Cherie Colyer Copy Share
“Tell me you're sorry. Tell me you don't hate me enough to hurt me this way.” — Chelsea Pitcher Copy Share Image
“It's not my fault, what?" she countered, as she opened the package of chocolate chips. "That I make you 'feel' something--other than miserable?” — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
“Most of all, I hate you because I think of you. Often. It's disgusting, and I can't stop.” — Holly Black Copy Share Image
“This time when you walk away, I won’t let you stay gone. This time, Wildcat, I’ll follow.” — Eden Butler Copy Share Image
“We were kids when we loved each other. We were fire and passion and obsession.” — Eden Butler Copy Share Image
“I wondered if we lose the best parts of ourselves in the mad dash to loosen the shackles of childhood. We were in such… — Eden Butler Copy Share Image
“Kona… do you… do you still love me?” “Wildcat…” he takes a breath, head shaking. “I never stopped.” — Eden Butler Copy Share Image
“Sometimes a body isn’t built for a spirit that is bigger than the world itself. Sometimes it fails and sometimes that failing destroys the… — Eden Butler Copy Share Image
“Funny thing about love, ain’t it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn’t enough.” — Eden Butler Copy Share Image
“I don’t want easy. I want the impossible. I want love so thick, I drown in it; it’s the only thing worth having and,… — Eden Butler Copy Share Image
“I slipped into the shop, wanting to curl up and disappear, wanting the world to blow away until there was nothing left. But before… — Eden Butler Copy Share Image
“I’m… I’m into you, Wildcat. I’m so into you and I’m not sure what to do about that.” — Eden Butler Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image