Humor Quote by E.J. Wagner

I've always looked upon the Ducks as caricature human beings. Perhaps I've been years writing in that middle world that J.R.R. Tolkien describes, and…

— Carl Barks

And while we're on the subject of ducks, which we plainly are, the story, 'The Ugly Duckling' ought be banned as the central character…

— Russell Brand

You know what the duck said when their lover left them? "Quack!" I guess you can say that the duck quacked.

— Anonymous

Who but an English professor would threaten to kill a duck a day and hold up a goose as an example?

— Richard Russo

Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed…

— Cassandra Clare

It is to be regretted that domestication has seriously deteriorated the moral character of the duck. In a wild state, he is a faithful…

— Isabella Beeton

“The duck swallows the worm”

— Ken Follett

“It doesn't matter if you're born in a duck yard, so long as you are hatched from a swan's egg!”

— Hans Christian Andersen

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quack like a duck, then it just may be a duck.

— Walter Reuther

In my books, there is no 'ugly duckling turning into a beautiful swan' syndrome because if you look at the Hansel and Gretel syndrome,…

— Maeve Binchy

There must be something unique about man because otherwise, evidently, the ducks would be lecturing about Konrad Lorenz, and the rats would be writing…

— Jacob Bronowski

The paper does not provide the exact number of penises eaten by ducks, but the author says there have been enough over the years…

— Mary Roach