Dwarfs Quote by Demetri Martin

I am not a dwarf.

— Jean-Claude Juncker

A stirring dwarf we do allowance give Before a sleeping giant.

— William Shakespeare

If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget…

— Ralphie May

All dwarfs may be bastards yet not all bastards are dwarfs.

— Anonymous

Dwarfs can make revolutions easier than giants, because theirs will be unexpected!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

Even 'Lord of the Rings' had dwarf-tossing jokes in it. It's like, 'Really?'

— Peter Dinklage

Dwarfs have also the right to despise the giants, because giants too can be defeated!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

Stunt dwarf or destroy the imagination of a child and you have taken away its chances of success in life. Imagination transforms the commonplace…

— L. Frank Baum

If I have seen further than others, it is because I am surrounded by dwarfs.

— Murray Gell-Mann

What is equality of rights between a giant and a dwarf?

— Mahatma Gandhi

“When something sounds like a giant vomiting up a dwarf, you should not expect sunshine and daisies.”

— Michael J. Sullivan

Dwarves are funny. Look at them scurrying away on their stumpy little legs.

— Anonymous