Australia Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Australia Boomerang Chiefs
“Q: What do you call a boomerang that never comes back? A: A stick” — M. Prefontaine Copy Share Image
People forget that a huge proportion of our jobs still depend on agricultural production in Australia so of course there are exports. That's easily… — John Anderson Copy Share Image
It is in the national interest to have the Flying Kangaroo. It's in the interests of our tourism industry. It's in the interests of… — Anthony Albanese Copy Share Image
There hasn't been that many indigenous Australians who have made it in the pop industry. — Jessica Mauboy Copy Share Image
I've been round Japan, Hong Kong, Korea, and China in the last few months and the message that I've been taking is that New… — Helen Clark Copy Share Image
In the past, the U.K. got away with selling things that weren't unusual. Now it's no use trying to export without having something that's… — James Dyson Copy Share Image
In the field of snobbery, Australia is an underdeveloped country; even a few British ex-colonies, regarded as under developed in all other respects, could… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
“When it gets down to it—talking trade balances here—once we’ve brain-drained all our technology into other countries, once things have evened out, they’re making cars in Bolivia and microwave ovens in Tadzhikistan and selling them here—once our edge in natural resources has been made irrelevant by giant Hong Kong ships and dirigibles that can ship North Dakota all the way… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share
We are the world's biggest importer. We need to treat the other countries as good suppliers. — Wilbur Ross Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I've always been of the idea that is doesn't really matter where you are geographically - with 'Lonerism,' we made half the album in… — Kevin Parker Copy Share Image
In the nineteenth century some parts of the world were unexplored, but there was almost no restriction on travel.:; Up to 1914 you did not need a passport for any country except Russia.:; The European emigrant, if he could scrape together a few pounds for the passage, simply set sail for America or Australia, and when he got there no… — George Orwell Copy Share
I wanted to have a peaceful married life with my wife, so we both moved to Sydney in Australia. — Rahul Roy Copy Share Image
It will be nice to play against Australia. It's a great country, and football is getting bigger and bigger. — Juan Mata Copy Share Image
I think that prosecuting some college kid because she shared a file is a lot like sending somebody to Australia 200 years ago for… — Iggy Pop Copy Share Image
No matter what day we celebrate Australia Day, let's celebrate it together and give thanks to the original inhabitants of this vast country. We… — Jimmy Barnes Copy Share Image
As a young kid you stay up late to watch the Ashes, getting told off for not being in bed, and dream of making… — Jonny Bairstow Copy Share Image
Coal is the moral choice, particularly for the developing world... The model for the world right now should be Australia. Australia gets it. Scientifically they get it, politically they get it and particularly when it comes to the United Nations, they get it. They are pulling out of this, they are repealing their carbon tax and Canada seems to be… — Marc Morano Copy Share
I want to be part of the team that wins a Test series in England and Australia. — Gautam Gambhir Copy Share Image
I was brought up in a Christian home in Australia with a father who was very bold about his faith. — Ken Ham Copy Share Image
Part of my plan was not only to introduce all useful animals that I possibly could into this part of Australia, but also the… — George Grey Copy Share Image
