Adults Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Adults Comedy Easy Funny Humor Location Toys Turns
The difference between a child's toy and an adult toy is: location, location, location. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Toys are intriguing, and I want to see what I can do with them. On a deeper level, they represent one way that society… — David Levinthal Copy Share Image
I'm really focused on looking at where the industry is headed and how the world is evolving. Toys really need to adapt to this… — Margo Georgiadis Copy Share Image
I think I would want to make toys. Maybe it's that thing about trying to be a kid forever. — Sebastian Stan Copy Share Image
People aren't toys. You can't just play with them, and put them back in the box when you're finished. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To a child, often the box a toy came in is more appealing than the toy itself. — Allen Klein Copy Share Image
Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move… — Stephen Baker Copy Share Image
The coolest toys don't have to be bought; they can be built. In fact, sometimes the only way they'll ever exist is if you… — Adam Savage Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I am certain that children always know more than they are able to tell, and that makes the big difference between them and adults,… — Jacques Lusseyran Copy Share Image
Gratitude isn't just a feeling, it's an action. Expressing gratitude by writing in a journal, taking a photo, or shooting a video creates a… — Janice Kaplan Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Plainly, the environment must be a living one, directed by a higher intelligence, arranged by an adult who is prepared for his mission. — Maria Montessori Copy Share Image
Almost everywhere we find . . . the use of various coercive measures, to rid ourselves as quickly as possible of the child withinus--i.e.,… — Alice Miller Copy Share Image
Education, for most people, means trying to lead the child to resemble the typical adult of his society . . . but for me… — Jean Piaget Copy Share Image
I do not believe in public shaming. I do believe that young adults go to college to learn things, and that this process will… — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
The Role of Deliberate Practice in the Acquisition of Expert Performance”: “The differences between expert performers and normal adults are not immutable, that is,… — K. Anders Ericsson Copy Share Image
Part of life is doing stuff that you don't want to do. — One Who Does Not Wish To Be Named Copy Share Image
He [an earnest young reporter] seemed to share the view of many intelligent, well-educated, well-meaning people that, while adult literature may aim to be… — Katherine Paterson Copy Share Image
Kids, if anything, are harder to write for because they are a more discerning audience. They will not stay with you if you go… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image