Bunch Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “I wanna buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bunch Crabs Hermit crabs Hermits Together
There is a saying in Baltimore that crabs may be prepared in fifty ways and that all of them are good. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
“Many love stories are like the shells of hermit crabs, though others are more like chambered nautiluses, whose architecture grows with the inhabitant and… — Rebecca Solnit Copy Share Image
Writing on the wall: Will trade three blind crabs for two with no teeth. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I make skeletons that are able to walk on the wind, so they don't have to eat... eventually I want to put these animals… — Theo Jansen Copy Share Image
The kind of crabbing my wife likes to do is to return from an afternoon's swim or sunbathing session, open the refrigerator door, and… — Euell Gibbons Copy Share Image
I don't shop online, but my wife buys everything at home. We buy sea crabs, fresh crabs, all kinds of things. — Jack Ma Copy Share Image
You can keep a bunch of crabs in a shallow container, and none of them will escape. Because as soon as one of 'em… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
At the drop of a hat, people will say there are no roles for women after 40. It's there with a bunch of other… — Lesley Nicol Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I started off playing by ear, and being around a bunch of musicians and playing in the streets and in the different parades and,… — Troy Andrews Copy Share Image
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In summer, my Sundays are often taken up with cricket. I play with a bunch of other over-competitive and overenthusiastic guys who I have… — Ben Elliot Copy Share Image
There's when a phrase circles in my head in a number of ways for any number of days, weeks, or months, and then that… — Dan Mangan Copy Share Image
Do you know what it is sir? Do you know what the Dance Dance Revolution is? It's not an actual revolution, so you don't… — Russell Peters Copy Share Image
I would say my fraternity was nothing but a bunch of farm boys; we weren't really in the whole fraternity scene, but yeah, that's… — Luke Bryan Copy Share Image
In a way, we are magicians. We are alchemists, sorcerers and wizards. We are a very strange bunch. But there is great fun in… — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
Rita folded her arms around herself and peered up at me. “If you’d asked me three months ago I’d have said you were hitting… — C.E. Murphy Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be in a band with a bunch of dudes who loved Green Day and all that. — Ashton Irwin Copy Share Image
No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
