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There is no such thing as a dumb person, your only making yourself look dumb by thinking that.

— Kimiko Rei

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

— Mark Twain

If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him, so why not you? If you don't, you're as dumb…

— Arnold Rothstein

I do remember at my very first opening in 1979 another artist coming up to me, and he was haranguing me, saying, "Did you…

— Laurie Simmons

There is no such thing as a dumb question but there is such a thing as a dumb person asking a question.

— Behdad Sami

“Let me get this straight. That necklace you're wearing is magical and it's the reason I'm standing here?" "Maybe. Maybe not. Oh, I don't…

— Lia Riley

Hey, let's get serious... God knows what he's doin' He wrote this book here And the book says: 'He made us all to be…

— Frank Zappa

There are many foolish people in the world and when a man in a rather high position puts on no frills, slaps them on…

— W. Somerset Maugham

Just remember that Dumbo didn't need the feather; the magic was in him.

— Stephen King

Everybody started saying, well, this cat's not as dumb as people think he is.

— David Allan Coe

If being dumb was a crime, youd be in jail in no time!..

— Anonymous

“When smart people do dumb things it’s usually due to one of two things. The two things are greed and fear. They want something…

— Cormac McCarthy