Bears Quote by Demetri Martin

With time, even a bear can learn to dance

— Yiddish Proverb

Here’s what I think. One, people should figure out that if they go around bothering bears, chances are they’re going to end up bear…

— Michael Thomas Ford

“Bring on the dancing bear!”

— Neal Shusterman

“I was especially riveted by an amateur photograph in Herrero’s book, taken late at night by a camper with a flash at a campground…

— Bill Bryson

Better to face the bear than run from it.

— Robert Jordan

The bear is what we all wrestle with. Everybody has their bear in life. It's about conquering that bear and letting him go.

— Jennifer Lopez

Who wouldn't want to catch a guy in a bear suit?

— Gerard Way

Bears are simultaneously so graceful and so strong. Bears know who they are, but they often don’t know who you are, which is why…

— Mike Birbiglia

What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie promoted by the bears.

— Eugene Mirman

Grizzly bears eat people without the benefit of music.

— Don Kardong

If u ever get mauled by bears , I hope they stay away from ur face ... Cuz I think ur cute

— Anonymous

If you're going to be a bear, be a grizzly.

— Mahatma Gandhi