Batteries Quote by Demetri Martin

“They might as well just call them ‘vibrator batteries’ on the package and come with a sticker that says ‘Needs a Good Fuck.”

— Erin Noelle

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

— Steven Wright

I'm extremely happy the lithium-ion batteries helped communications around the world.

— John B. Goodenough

I don't think anybody's just B2B or B2C anymore. You are B2I - business to individual.

— Ginni Rometty

“No camera, no recording device, no laptop, none of this palm pilot nonsense or a cell phone. Paper and pencil, a book, maybe a…

— Tom Miller

I think that R&B is something that people need to hear.

— Sabrina Claudio

“Your vibrator's batteries are going to die.”

— Jill Shalvis

B-e-f-o-r-e . Not B4 , we speak English not bingo.

— Anonymous

Wilson: Did you know your phone is dead? Do you ever recharge the batteries? House: They recharge? I just keep buying new phones.

— House MD

“A1 needs no battery, hence no need to worry about recharging at all simply connect A1 with your phone and headphones, .Enjoy great music…

— Portable Headphone Amplifier

The happiest stutterers, I learned, are those who are willing to stutter in front of others.

— John Stossel

I'm sad that my childhood came just slightly before the lithium-ion-battery boom, because I would've killed for the cheap radio-controlled helicopters they have now.

— Randall Munroe