Batteries Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Batteries Funny
I went to the hardware store to buy some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
For Christmas the just came out with a battery-operated battery. But the batteries aren't included. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what… — Kevin Sorbo Copy Share Image
“They might as well just call them ‘vibrator batteries’ on the package and come with a sticker that says ‘Needs a Good Fuck.” — Erin Noelle Copy Share Image
People are not like batteries - Dont plug them in, use them up and then throw them out. ~Jordan Blake Michiels~ — Jordan Blake Michiels Copy Share Image
I took the batteries out my mysticism / And put them in my thinking cap — Alex Turner Copy Share Image
Give children toys that are powered by their imagination, not by batteries. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr Copy Share Image
Waking up to you is like... presents on Christmas morning." His mouth curved. "For your convenience, I'm already unwrapped. Batteries not required. — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
I know that spinning sets me in a trance; it soothes me and charges my batteries at the same time. When times are tough… — Elizabeth Zimmermann Copy Share Image
People are not like batteries - Dont plug them in, use them up and then throw them out. ~Jordan Blake Michiels~ — Jordan Blake Michiels Copy Share Image
As for the age of electronics, Selena, I really don't want to get personal with something that comes with a warning label and batteries.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I'm extremely happy the lithium-ion batteries helped communications around the world. — John B. Goodenough Copy Share Image
Give children toys that are powered by their imagination, not by batteries. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr Copy Share Image
What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing death-knell of a… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
Without vision, even the most focused passion is a battery without a device. — Ken Auletta Copy Share Image
The International Cricket Calender shouldn't be so packed with action that it drives spectators away. Also there should be enough space between cricket events… — Sachin Tendulkar Copy Share Image
I don't have a Facebook page. I don't use Twitter. I don't give anyone a lot to grab onto. Sometimes, I even take out… — Daniel Suarez Copy Share Image
That is one thing I've learned, that it is possible to really understand things at certain points, and not be able to retain them,… — Ann Patchett Copy Share Image
With a giant battery, we'd be able to address the problem of intermittency that prevents wind and solar from contributing to the grid in… — Donald Sadoway Copy Share Image
