Stranger Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “Don't talk to strangers. Sure, unless you want to meet anyone ever.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Stranger Want
I don't like talking to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with. — Larry David Copy Share Image
Never talk to strangers they always have something slick up their sleeves ... — Frenchqueen Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers. — Mary Tyler Moore Copy Share Image
I do not like strangers because I do not like people I have never met before. They are hard to understand. — Mark Haddon Copy Share Image
Well, I'm really not supposed to speak to strangers, but we've met before. — Princess Aurora Copy Share Image
There are no strangers here; Only friends you havent yet met. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know always that I am an outsider; a stranger in this century and among those who are still men. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Jobs and money are never the primary cause of stress. Thinking, negative thinking causes stress. The real cause of all problems lie in our… — Bob Proctor Copy Share Image
A place has almost the shyness of a person, with strangers; and its secret is not to be surprised by a too direct interrogation. — Arthur Symons Copy Share Image
Even with clothing naked animals, there were people who wanted to send in money. A woman in Santa Barbara, California, sent a $40,000 check.… — Alan Abel Copy Share Image
If, for instance, they have heard something from the postman, they attribute it to a semi-official statement; if they have fallen into conversation with… — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
It’s sad when friends become enemies. But what’s even worse is when they become strangers. — Hayley Williams Copy Share Image
The sense that in this universe we are treated as strangers, the longing to be acknowledged, to meet with some response, to bridge some… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Standing as a witness in all things means being kind in all things, being the first to say hello, being the first to smile,… — Margaret D. Nadauld Copy Share Image
Most neuroses and some psychoses can be traced to the unnecessary and unhealthy habit of daily wallowing in the troubles and sins of five… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
It is part of God's plan for us that Christ shall come to us in everyone; it is in their particular role that we… — Caryll Houselander Copy Share Image
Naked in front of strangers? I can barely be naked in front of my lovers; in front of myself. — Clara Copy Share Image