Bras Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bras Coffee Cups
If the coffee can taste so good with nothing else in it, then that's a good cup of coffee. — Bayley Copy Share Image
Well, I have an unhealthy obsession with coffee. There are at least five or six cups a day, in addition to the morning pot. — Jeremiah Brent Copy Share Image
A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee - a lot more. — Jayne Mansfield Copy Share Image
I've never had a cup of coffee in my life. I can't even remain in the same room with coffee. — Mark Helprin Copy Share Image
I definitely need coffee all the time. I drink probably four or five cups a day. — Rebecca Ward Copy Share Image
Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I'm a coffee guy but I don't think I've had a full cup of coffee. I'll grab one and then I'll have a few… — Ernie Johnson Jr Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You can't even remember your second cup. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have to have my coffee. I probably have three cups a day, but only before noon. — Tim Gunn Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Some men can be very rude. On the other hand, some clients are absolute angels. One john always brought me a gift every time… — Annie Sprinkle Copy Share Image
Becky Renee Apple - can you believe her mom named her that and then had all of her sweaters monogramed with 'BRA'? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are… — Dawn French Copy Share Image
Bras are a ludicrous invention; but if you make bralessness a rule, you're just subjecting yourself to yet another repression. — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
In 'Bras & Broomsticks,' Rachel Weinstein gets the shock of her life when she discovers that her mom and her younger sister, Miri, are… — Sarah Mlynowski Copy Share Image
I dipped into his brain. He wasn't happy that I wasn't wearing a bra, because my boobs distracted him. He was thinking I was… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
I learned a lot about pain and suffering during 'Pan Am.' We had to wear very constricting period-correct girdles and bras. After that, I… — Margot Robbie Copy Share Image
Covert Operations Report At approximately 0900 hours on Saturday, October 14, Operative Morgan was given a stern lecture by Agent Townsend, a tracking device… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
I’ve wanted you from the moment we met, and if you think sitting next to me in your bra doesn’t overwhelm me with desire,… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants. — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
If we're going to the Silent City, you might want to get dressed. I mean, I appreciate the bra-and-panties look, but I don't know… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
