Humor Quote by Dean Hale

“Why should I be scared of an oversized bat who likes to throw temper tantrums?”

— Sarah J. Maas

“We each have a home run waiting for us, but we have to keep swinging the bat.”

— Joyce Meyer

“The sensation of a baseball bat to the face was not any more pleasant when it came from an unexpected direction, without warning.”

— John C. Wright

“A man may accommodate himself to a disagreeable situation in a few months. The intolerable may take a little longer.”

— Joyce Carol Oates

“It is plain to see, when a great man is not long for this world, for he makes a fool of himself”

— Michael Lieber

“I became amazed at how much my men would tolerate if someone just took the time to explain the why of it all to…

— Donovan Campbell

“Don’t break your heart trying to batter against the world, okay?”

— Lia Riley

“Fielding was a strange dichotomy of arrogant genius and self-conscious wallflower.”

— Eli Easton

“Ironically, men simply couldn’t understand the long game. Such emotional, frivolous creatures.”

— Shayne Silvers

“I never knew I was capable of being ridiculous over a man. It's a relief.”

— Gillian Flynn

“Everything is so fleeting and impermanent. It’s enough to drive you bat shit crazy.”

— Shane Kuhn

“You see in such a world as this, an idealist -or perhaps it's only a sentimentalist-must be stoned to death. He makes the others…

— Ford Madox Ford