Quote by David Sedaris Download Open image ““It’s common to be misread by people who don’t know you.”” — David Sedaris ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“There's nothing so confusing as finding out that you don't know someone you thought you knew.” — John Irving Copy Share Image
“AND YOU KNOW it's weird to know a person you don't know and at the same time not know a person you know, you… — Jason Reynolds Copy Share Image
“Just when you think you know someone, you end up not knowing that person at all.” — Harold Touches Copy Share Image
“It's amazing how right you can sometimes be about a person you don't know; it's only the people you do know who confuse you.” — Elaine Dundy Copy Share Image
“There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell 'em.” — Louis Armstrong Copy Share Image
“Those who know you, don’t know you. Those who don’t know you, want to know you; and the cycle goes on.” — Vinita Kinra Copy Share Image
“I guess there are a lot of people who don't know the right thing to say. You don't notice them so much because they… — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
“like most people, they know one another inside out, and not at all.” — Penelope Lively Copy Share Image
“Plenty of animals had pets, but few were more devoted than the mouse, who owned a baby corn snake—“A rescue snake, she’d be quick… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“never fall asleep in a Dumpster, never underestimate a bee, never drive a convertible behind a flatbed truck, never get old, never get drunk… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“It was a father, one hand resting teapot-style on his hip, and the other - what would be the spout - formed into a… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“A Japanese woman we’d met in Paris came to the apartment yesterday and spent several hours explaining our appliances. The microwave, the water kettle,… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there's an election coming up here… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“You have how many children in your family?" the teacher would ask. "I'm guessing you must be Catholic, am I right?” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Like most seasoned phonies, I roundly suspect that everyone is as disingenuous as I am.” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“You just take and take don´t you? Out there with your thumb in the air—not a care in the world, just grabbing whatever you… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
In other parts of the country people tried to stay together for the sake of the children. In New York they tried to work… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
My boyfriend got me a computer three years ago. I'll admit it does make things a lot easier. When I was working on a… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
