Quote by David Sedaris Download Open image ““In trying to be memorable, you wind up sounding unspeakably queer”” — David Sedaris ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“She says queer things sometimes in a bantering way that you don’t notice at the time and you find yourself thinking about afterward.” — Kate Chopin Copy Share Image
“I felt that blush in my chest as we talked stupid talk never quite revealing our queerness to each other but somehow wordlessly generating… — David Wojnarowicz Copy Share Image
“I’d like to make it clear from the start that I am gay, gay, gay. Like, when I come out of the closet, I’m… — Gwen Hayes Copy Share Image
“It's queer how the thing what attracted you to someone is the same as what you come to despise about them” — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
“I spent the afternoon musing on Life. If you come to think of it, what a queer thing Life is! So unlike anything else,… — Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Here's a queer fact: none among the skeletons in your closet are ‘straight’ so expect them to ‘come out’ very, very soon...” — Khayri R.R. Woulfe Copy Share Image
“I loved being surrounded by queer people. It was like being in a safe bubble that could only be burst by our own drama… — Santino Hassell Copy Share Image
“Nevertheless, here it is: my Hideous Admission. I’ll fess up and come clean. I’m out of the closet. I’m dead. Now don’t hold it… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“If you come to think of it, what a queer thing Life is! So unlike anything else, don't you know, if you see what… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Plenty of animals had pets, but few were more devoted than the mouse, who owned a baby corn snake—“A rescue snake, she’d be quick… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“never fall asleep in a Dumpster, never underestimate a bee, never drive a convertible behind a flatbed truck, never get old, never get drunk… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“It was a father, one hand resting teapot-style on his hip, and the other - what would be the spout - formed into a… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“A Japanese woman we’d met in Paris came to the apartment yesterday and spent several hours explaining our appliances. The microwave, the water kettle, the electric bathtub: everything blinks and bleeps and calls out in the middle of the night. I’d wondered what the rice maker was carrying on about, and Reiko told us that it was on a timer… — David Sedaris Copy Share
One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there's an election coming up here in England, but no one's going to have a sign in front of their house. Nobody's going to wear buttons. And in France, same thing. In America I like that people have signs and buttons and… — David Sedaris Copy Share
When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“You have how many children in your family?" the teacher would ask. "I'm guessing you must be Catholic, am I right?” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Like most seasoned phonies, I roundly suspect that everyone is as disingenuous as I am.” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“You just take and take don´t you? Out there with your thumb in the air—not a care in the world, just grabbing whatever you… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
In other parts of the country people tried to stay together for the sake of the children. In New York they tried to work… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
My boyfriend got me a computer three years ago. I'll admit it does make things a lot easier. When I was working on a… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
