Quote by David Sedaris Download Open image ““I don't think of myself as overly prissy, but it bothered me to find a finger on my bedroom floor.”” — David Sedaris ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“There is one thing above all others that I despise. It is fingers, especially female fingers, messing around in my guts. My guts, like… — Wallace Stegner Copy Share Image
“... Unlike some people, I don't have the urge to go sticking my fingers in it.” — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“Being alone in a room full of people who never really looked at you didn't bother me. Or at least that's what I told… — Ilsa Madden-Mills Copy Share Image
“I stumble downstairs unsure, but hopeful to find more masturbation material. When I find the living room completely quiet and empty, I almost shed… — Sadie Grubor Copy Share Image
“ Can't nothing bother me when I got my hands in the dirt , he said. Like I'm talking to God with my fingers .” — Jesmyn Ward Copy Share Image
“she advised me to keep my fingers away from her goddamned cunt.” — William Peter Blatty Copy Share Image
“It should have really ticked me off—the conceit of it, the more than a hint of possession, the presumption that he could just walk… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I picture all your fingers. Sometimes they're crawling down my spine. Sometimes they're buttoning your jacket. Sometimes you're far but your still mine.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Well, I wouldn't be so sure of yourself. I can tell that it's taking you as much self control to not touch me as… — J.B. McGee Copy Share Image
“Plus, I want you in my house, putting your finger prints on my things since your hand already holds my heart.” — Theresa Marguerite Hewitt Copy Share Image
“Plenty of animals had pets, but few were more devoted than the mouse, who owned a baby corn snake—“A rescue snake, she’d be quick… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“never fall asleep in a Dumpster, never underestimate a bee, never drive a convertible behind a flatbed truck, never get old, never get drunk… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“It was a father, one hand resting teapot-style on his hip, and the other - what would be the spout - formed into a… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“A Japanese woman we’d met in Paris came to the apartment yesterday and spent several hours explaining our appliances. The microwave, the water kettle,… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there's an election coming up here… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“You have how many children in your family?" the teacher would ask. "I'm guessing you must be Catholic, am I right?” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Like most seasoned phonies, I roundly suspect that everyone is as disingenuous as I am.” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“You just take and take don´t you? Out there with your thumb in the air—not a care in the world, just grabbing whatever you… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
In other parts of the country people tried to stay together for the sake of the children. In New York they tried to work… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
My boyfriend got me a computer three years ago. I'll admit it does make things a lot easier. When I was working on a… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image