Christmas dinner Quote by David Letterman

One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.

— George Lopez

I'm a terrible grocery shopper. I hardly ever do it. And if I do, there's never more than three things in the bag.

— Seth Meyers

Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.

— Danny DeVito

Human beans are for Borrowers—like bread’s for butter!

— Mary Norton

Christmas is a poor excuse every 25th of December to pick a man's pockets.

— Charles Dickens

I'll eat the hell out of a bagel. That's what I do

— Jade Puget

Christmas is a season of such infinite labour, as well as expense in the shopping and present-making line, that almost every woman I know…

— Fanny Kemble

The worst feeling in the world is when you finish all your fries and you dig into the bag hoping there's at least one…

— Marianna Vartanyan

Consumerism is the reason Christmas has morphed into a hollow shopping ritual that leaves too many families with debt hangovers and an empty feeling…

— Rachel Campos-Duffy

A person who holds the bag is as bad as the one who puts into it.

— Vikrant Parsai

I was determined to know beans.

— Henry David Thoreau

Christmas is a time of year to sleep in, pig out, and get fat. Not to "bang everybody"

— Anonymous