Chance Quote by David Letterman

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

— David Letterman

President Obama is going to take two weeks to unwind, as opposed to President Bush, who never wound.

— David Letterman

As the Democrats get revved up at their convention in Boston, President Bush is fighting back the only way he knows how: by going…

— Craig Kilborn

The White House will run itself while the president is away. That's why he has to be sure not to be away too much.

— Dick Morris

President Bush is taking the entire month of August off. Bush said today he thinks it is important for a president to spend time…

— Jay Leno

[On George W. Bush:] How is it possible that the president is off on vacation and the vice president is, too? Not that it…

— Nora Ephron

To the person who does not know where he wants to go there is no favorable wind.

— Seneca the Younger

You see the pictures in the paper today of John Kerry windsurfing? He's at his home in Nantucket this week, doing his favorite thing,…

— Jay Leno

When men sow the wind it is rational to expect that they will reap the whirlwind.

— Frederick Douglass

Presidents don't get vacations - they just get a change of scenery. The job goes with you.

— Nancy Reagan

Whatever he does should be seen as working at the Presidency and if he goes to Colorado for Christmas, it should be for a…

— Robert Teeter

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all…

— Ogden Nash