Bob Quote by David Letterman

Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't…

— Eddie Murphy

I hope you live to be as old as your jokes.

— Anonymous

As a largely unsuccessful comedian, I've become someone that younger people sometimes find and ask for advice, which I'm happy to give, even though…

— Chris Gethard

You won't now tell people you're in your 60′s Indeed, you'll have to pretend, no end That you're close to being 70 Let me…

— John Walter Bratton

When you're old you have to be funny.

— Christina Pickles

Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.

— Al Franken

I'm sure there are comedians who make jokes about me, but say something funny, not mean.

— Michael McIntyre

I never feel like it'll be something where like, 'Aha, I've got it. I'm funny for the rest of my life. I don't need…

— Jaboukie Young-White

You're basically the same person forever so you find the same stuff funny forever. The Muppet Show spoke to me at 5 and it…

— James Bobin

At 50, you need to laugh about your age. If you don't, everybody else will do it for you. Happy birthday, old chum!

— Helen Hayes

I'll be 56 this year, I've got two kids, and I think it's probably time to go back to writing one-glove jokes.

— P. J. O'Rourke

When I turned 50, something clicked in my head and I said, 'I'm not going to live to 100. I'm half-cooked already.' I set…

— Kevin O'Leary