Appearing Quote by Conan O'Brien

Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'

— David Letterman

All of those commercials for Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra warn you that if you get an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours…

— Glenn Huskey

Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to see a drug commercial that says, 'May cause extreme awesomeness.'

— Anonymous

“4 minutes in and this video has already given me an erection”

— Chrysisi

“Erections don’t equal personal growth, Trey”

— Suzanne Wright

“If men think with their penises, does that make Viagara a mind-altering drug?”

— John Woolfrey

We have known about the placebo effect for many years. This is a remarkable effect - placebo can cure 30 percent in many cases.

— Matthieu Ricard

Circus mouth shooting all directions with TV ads that sell erections.

— The Cars

Hopefully with my so-called celebrity, I can help open more people's eyes to Epilepsy disorders.

— DeMarcus Cousins

That commercial where that guy tries to talk backwards >>> lol

— HelloKittyObessed

“Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Bob Scarpelli [of DDB] has told me I'd rot in hell for the commercials I've done, but I think he's kidding.

— Jeff Goodby