Clinton Quote by David Letterman Download Open image “Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can't even get the intern to make me coffee!” — David Letterman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clinton Coffee Feels I can Loser
Best of luck on your internship here and on getting me a coffee right now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I loved coffee the way a sommelier loved wine, the way Bill Clinton loved an intern;” — Genna Rulon Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoir has come out. So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want to sleep… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
I couldn't have built the great companies I've built if I didn't have a strong temperament. And she's got a weak temperament. She [Hillary… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
There ought to be a way in which you can challenge lack of experience, which I think is hugely important, one of the reasons… — Maria Echaveste Copy Share Image
“In the words of Secretary Clinton, never doubt that you are valuable and powerful and deserving of every chance in the world to pursue… — Hillary Rodham Clinton Copy Share Image
Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
It's the first day of spring. That means this weekend I'll take down my Christmas lights. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
There are a lot of New York City Thanksgiving traditions. For example, a lot of New Yorkers don't buy the frozen Thanksgiving turkey. They… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I can hardly wait until Donald Trump announces his celebrity cabinet. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Do I think there is a heaven? Uh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
There's more than 1700 emails out of the thirty three thousand Hillary Clinton emails that we've published, just about Libya. It's not that Libya… — Julian Assange Copy Share Image
You can criticize Trump and his wealth all day long, but you can't say he hasn't worked. You can say that about the Clintons. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I guarantee you [Hillary Clinton] is smoking in humiliation over the idea that she needs to heal and that [Donald] Trump's the guy to… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
How do you, on the one hand, not object to Hillary Clinton being elected, and then, on the other hand, tell people, "Elect me… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
All my life I've been involved with racial politics. I was a Freedom Rider in the South. I was the author of books on… — Tom Hayden Copy Share Image
We know from this book entitled... What is it? Surrendered? Succumbed? I can never remember the title perform. And we learn from this book… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I didn't do anything for Russia. I've done nothing for Russia. Hillary Clinton gave them 20% of our uranium. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
I absolutely trust Hillary Clinton to stand strong on trade agreements. — Sherrod Brown Copy Share Image
We're in more wars today under Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton than under George W. Bush or Ronald Reagan. Yet they tell you that… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton is the least popular candidate for president ever except for Donald Trump. — Charlie Pickering Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton truly is sincere, but she has to connect more with the American people in terms of what she believes in and how… — Nancy Pelosi Copy Share Image
Why can't we have a voice? What's the difference between an athlete having millions or Donald Trump? Every time a politician talks, they talk… — Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf Copy Share Image