Humor Quote by David Foster Wallace

The well-known old remark of Cato, who used to wonder how two soothsayers could look one another in the face without laughing.

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

“There was a merciless gnawing in my chest, a queer silent labor was going on in there. I pictured a score of nice teeny-weeny…

— Knut Hamsun

“How small and neat and comically serious the other men looked, with their grey-flecked crew cuts and their button-down collars and their brisk little…

— Richard Yates

“Willie went out and buttonholed folks on the street and tried to explain things to them. You could see Willie standing on a street…

— Robert Penn Warren

“There is something about walking into a room full of boys that makes you feel exposed, inadequate, like you come up short in every…

— Jenny Han

“my mom and dad came into my room, and even though it was really not big enough for all three of us, they lay…

— John Green

“I went to bed without reading, instead staring out my window with the curtains drawn, wondering about boys. Why did they behave so oddly?…

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“Then he strode right over and, in one smooth motion, insinuated himself into the bed next to me, facing me, under the covers, with…

— Margaret Rogerson

“This afternoon I was sitting quietly with some twenty roughs when I noticed a sudden hush come over the room. I glanced nervously round…

— william donaldson

“Every gay man out there has at least one man-crush in his past that totally shriveled his nads into raisins and sent him screaming…

— T.A. Webb

“The office containing these two men was of such hushed opulence that it seemed as though their words were borne to one another on…

— Donald E. Westlake

“Brendan suddenly 'came out' to me. In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone 'come out' to you is the 'pretending to be…

— Tina Fey